Tony is a "smoothbrain" individual who cant do anything harder than breathing. Tonys are found at your local high school prowling around the young 9th grade Asian boys. The only thing Tony can talk about is Fall guys.
Stranger: Man that kid is a freak, why does he keep trying to smell my hair.
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
Stranger 2: Duh bc hes a Tony. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TONY!
by Mike_P September 22, 2022
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by Santac January 15, 2021
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he has a little brother that could some day even reach his full potential and surpass him in terms of intelligence.
he has a little brother that could some day even reach his full potential and surpass him in terms of intelligence.
Guy1: What's with this Toni guy?
Guy2: He's the smartest person i've ever met. But don't get me started on his brother...
Guy2: He's the smartest person i've ever met. But don't get me started on his brother...
by Emilio88 January 29, 2024
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huge tony’s brother from another mother. Straitest nigga you’ll ever meet and if you spit in his food he’ll find out why before burning you to death
Guy 1: wow this guy has been obliterated
Guy 2: probably spat at huge Toni
Guy 1: why burn the dude
Guy 2: I believe huge Toni’s father was burnt alive by the mayor’s gang at the time this is his way of retaliating
Guy 1: huge Toni hit me up yesterday wants me to help him kill the mayor
Guy 2: this nigga’s on Ecstasy
Guy 1: wow this guy has been obliterated
Guy 2: probably spat at huge Toni
Guy 1: why burn the dude
Guy 2: I believe huge Toni’s father was burnt alive by the mayor’s gang at the time this is his way of retaliating
Guy 1: huge Toni hit me up yesterday wants me to help him kill the mayor
Guy 2: this nigga’s on Ecstasy
by big black bus October 18, 2018
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