Do-it-for-Emma

A commonly used term in Virginia, used to denote the reason why one should complete an undesired task. Invented by stressed out and procrastinating college students when the desire to keep progressing in their education has run dry.

Joseph: I'm droppin outta college next week bro. I'm done with this whole college thing.
Brian: Come on now, stay in school Joey. Do-it-for-Emma!
Joseph: With logic like that, I guess I'll change my mind then.

by Roundabout Squad January 8, 2018

Doing a Lucas

Being to lazy to perform an everyday task ,that would take very little effort.

Will he get up? Nah he's doing a Lucas.

by NEXTER'S LAB November 15, 2017

Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

by Ranszy October 17, 2019

Do-it-for-Emma

A saying that motivates people to do things that they would otherwise not want to do. Used mainly by college kids in Virginia.

Joey: I hate Spanish homework.

Brian: I know man, but Do-it-for-Emma.

Joey: Shit man, you're right, I can do this.

by thesaltypumpkin January 8, 2018

do a ferret

To overestimate both the constitution of your own stomach and your tolerance to waltzer's, vomiting during the ride

Dude, that waltzer just kept getting faster and faster, it made me 'do a ferret'!

by GetInTheSea June 28, 2019

Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 8, 2019

Do Business

When you’re out at a restaurant and you have your eye on two different items you’d like to order but it would be too much food and the other person you’re with also has their eye on the same two dishes. You order one and they order the other and you share the dishes.

Hey I’m craving the bbq chicken quesadilla and the Margarita pizza would you like to do business with me?

Of course! I had my eye on both of those too! Let’s “do business!”

by JennyMenny March 14, 2022