peanut slutter and jelly

Someone who enjoys as much as they enjoy a classic PB&J, and they know how to lick the knife clean.

She, being a peanut slutter and jelly, enjoyed new sexual experiences.

by Poetlaureate February 16, 2022

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cost peanuts

To cost something a really small amount of money.

It would cost peanuts for US to defeat the Russia.

by Kurt Janoski November 19, 2022

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The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.

Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.

by Track and Shield November 10, 2021

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peanut butter and jelly

A American Jihadi code term for explosives training.

the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.

by Sexydimma December 2, 2014

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Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person

“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything”

by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025

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