Chaos theory

Basically, shit happens

Have you heard of chaos theory?

No
It means shit happens

by squirrelcooters July 22, 2018

The White Thug Theory

A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" is a white teenager who lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, but still throws up gang signs and says "cuh".

"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory"

by qwerts1050 May 14, 2024

The Accordion Theory

The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.

History repeats itself.

Yo, The Accordion Theory actually kind of makes sense. Got more weed?

by ThirstyThurston February 2, 2021

light's theory

The theory in which the Covid-19 quarantine has made more people come out as transgendered.

-You will become a victim of light's theory
+What is that?
-If you know, you know

by TikiMessedUp May 2, 2020

The eye theory

The eye theory is when ones eyes are the ones that you are the most fascinated about, they always have a story to tell and just by looking them in the eyes tells you something of them.

Alex: look! John drew Emma's eyes the most accentuated and the most detailed, she doesnt even have such big eyes!
Kim: maybe he has the eye theory!

by Flxwerzy October 26, 2022

Theory of Gyatt

Gyatt = ((circumference of Gyatt - Circumference of waist) + ( circumference of Gyatt - Circumference of thigh)) x Rate of double take

G = ((Cg-Cw)+(Cg-Ct) x Rdt

*subject to change given further proof of gyatt levels

"bro, she's got a gyatt!" "nah, Bro, that other girl has a better gyatt." "I guess we will have to plug in some measurements into the theory of gyatts."

by $BENJI$ February 18, 2025

lil bro big bro theory

When neokcs puts a face urban dictionary screenshot in a video.

"That could be his brother playing" - lil bro big bro theory

by ihatenickels February 25, 2025