Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.

Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’

by The man in your shower July 15, 2023

spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

Boobie Tap

When a really gross frat boy touches your boob

"Yo, Meatcube Micheal totally boobie tapped that girl at the sausage fest on Saturday ."

by SILENCEYOUCUR April 28, 2021

Phone taps

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?

Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Tap that arse

To have Anal Sex with

"Judy's peach is so fine, I'd love to tap that arse.."

by Only if you're doing it right! February 20, 2023

tap toe clan

a clan of people and fictional characters who are tap toes

male cartoon character: "eww mud"
viewer: " you're now in my tap toe clan"

female cartoon character: "I LOVE disgusting things!<3"
viewer: "you're now in my tap toe clan."

by Pokopon Kaitlyn January 09, 2021

Chest Tap

When one acts by slapping their chest in an odd formality, whilst letting out a disgruntled moan of excitment.

ie; "ugggh!" (Moan).

Typically used when something exciting happens.

1.) I was made fun of at school today for chest tapping after we watched a documentary on the Cival War.

2.) Last night the drug store ran out of chest tap lubrication so I had to by the expensive brand at Family Dollar

by alko12 March 25, 2016