Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

Luke

White orphan who likes to eat,pee,and say the N word who I also like to call Daddy ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

"I sadly know a Luke"

by KadenKutzer January 27, 2022

Luke

He is an awesome dude and will always end up having a cute girlfriend. He is one of the best guys out there. If you ever meet a Luke, you will be amazed of how awesome he is.

Wow, Luke has acne, joking as if he is way to cute to have it.

by Luke is awesome 😎 October 30, 2019

Luke

Luke is completely weird in every way but is excellent at making friends.

Max: I wish I was Luke

Michael: Are you serious

Max: YES

by 1MaxyMan2 May 3, 2017

Luke Young

A degenerate mutant who absolutely hates being funny. Swears to god that he is not a man lover, when he in fact is a man lover. Specifically for people with the name Keith. And Ryans.

Did you see Luke Young last week? I could hear him giving the Hoover vacuum 4000 from 3 stalls away.

by GodIHateSociety1 November 22, 2021

Luke

annoying

broke

dusty

there goes "luke"

by kind4rw0rld March 28, 2025

Luke Sloane

This man is a wild species of human. He spends his days outside the local primary school, awaiting his next prey. Him and his associate(who cannot be named) often do this as they find joy in it. The police are yet to catch them.

Luke Sloane will take your child

by Suzie Sloane May 11, 2021