Chip Reader

When you shove a credit or Id card up someone's ass

Person#1-Give me a chip reader
Person#2-YES PLEASE!

by gayfag14141 August 20, 2019

Blue Chip

In 1983 Blue Chip opened its doors on the San Francisco Wharf and began serving the best cookie in the country! After 36 years they still are baking up the best and shipping them all around the country.

I just received the best gourmet cookies I have ever tasted from my financial advisor, they are called Blue Chip Cookies.

by bluechipdonna August 28, 2019

chip

short for championship

bro 1: yo you ready for this season?

bro 2: yeah, we're definitely gonna take home the chip this year!

by phillypiano August 30, 2019

Chips

Describing someone who is ugly or looking ugly, originated from East Hartford, Connecticut

“You’re actually chips bro”

by EH, CT August 30, 2019

Bean Dip Chip

A Mexican man by the name Isiaha Lopez who gets his dick chipped off

Man, I heard that Ashley Bean Dip Chipped Jake's cock last week !!

by [e-mail] June 8, 2018

chip and dip

When you enter a restaurant with the sole intention of eating their complimentary appetizers and leaving.

That place is too expensive, but their chips are amazing. Let's chip and dip?

by Devcon94 January 10, 2020

Green Chip

A Die-Hard well groomed, and well dressed Banker/Broker/Trader/Investor/Wall Street Executive etc. who is also an extremely sexy, unbelievably smart, and exceptionally talented Golfer. He expands the economy, and moves the country forward by conducting MASSIVE AMOUNTS of business deals at his swanky country club either on the Course chipping for eagles, or at the Clubhouse with fine dining. He can, and he will marry the hottest chick around, and have endless threesomes as well as foursomes with her, and will grow old all-together happily ever after until the end of time.

Typical Banker: WOW!!! Look at that Brian go!!! He's bogey free for the entire day, and how about that sweet deal to offer $0 commissions to average Investors on Stocks, Stock Options, and ETFs, just so my brokers can get twice as much cash via increased cash deposits!!! YOU GO BIG BRI!!!

Brian: HA!!! YEAH!!!! And Alex the Shankapottamus just got served BIG TIME!!!

60% of females in this world: OMG!!! Brian that Green Chip guy is SOOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!! He's everything I ever wanted in a man!!! A Ganker/Bolfer!!!! We're definitely gonna take him home with us!!! Are you girls getting hot, and steamy yet for an incredible Orgy???

by B-Vee in Stocks January 11, 2020