Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don’t let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she $#!*$ all over your @!*#. So right when you’re about to get off, you take it out and you blow @#$% $!@* on her back. You finish by eating all that junk off her back without using your hands.

Man, giving that girl a Rusty Venture after having chili dogs was a very bad idea.

by JonasVee November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.

Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 24, 2010

Rusty water

When you're out of toilet paper after defecation, and have to jump straight from toilet to shower - giving the shower water a rusty appearance.

I ran out of toilet paper so had to do the dash to the shower - damn that was some rusty water.

by skip_e March 5, 2020

Rusty Fog

A fart.

"Kris just let out a rusty fog right in Jo and Kim's faces"

by Krijim October 8, 2011

Rusty Venture

It's not that good. It's when you jack off so much in one day that your dick gets red and raw.

I was so lonely and pathetic that I gave myself a Rusty Venture last night.

by kingofterror November 25, 2010

rusty hornblower

A person who licks their lover's rectum while at the same time jerks the person off.

In the gay porno the smaller guy gave the bigger guy a rusty hornblower.

by KurtRegan August 9, 2007

rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.

Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey

by grady hernandez October 14, 2012