porn bloopers

When a porn video goes totally wrong and is fouled up by the cast.

For example: If shooting an anal scene and the woman farts, this would be described as "porn bloopers". Second example: If a blow job scene is muffed up by someone choking or biting, this would be as "porn bloopers".

by wrong sex act January 22, 2014

Beach porn

A person who is scantily clad ie. Private areas hanging out.

Joe: hey dude did you see her whole ass cheeks?
Sam: yeah dude that's Some good beach porn

by BeachUrb August 13, 2015

Porn Spikes

On google trends, where any given subject surpasses porn for a sharp, brief period of time, making a "spike" on the graph.

If you comapare obama to porn on google trends, you will notice obama has porn spikes.

by LLAP165 October 17, 2011

me-porn

Amateur pornography, erotica, and other materials by, for, and about the user, utilized to promote lust and / or love of self in the user. (Others may help in the production of the materials.)

Sunshine spends all day looking at all her me-porn. She must have a terabyte of blog posts and naked pics of herself, that's all she does with her time, look at me-porn and play with herself.

by Kia Gabrielle McLean December 15, 2008

Mom Porn

"Romantic" books mothers read about love and sex, usually heavily graphic and used as pornigraphic material. Usually have pictures of shirtless men on the cover.

Fallon is reading her mom porn books again..

by Kevin bobevin June 16, 2016

porn surfing

Where you are casually on a porn site flicking though videos without getting off.

"Hey man, I was so bored last night I was just Porn Surfing"
"That's not good bro, you need a woman!"

by XxCrusader3kxX October 7, 2013

porn peeve

something that occurs in pornographic films that irritates the viewer, sometimes to the point of non-arousal. a porn peeve can be something trivial (like clothing) or something major (such as a specific actor or a trite scenario)

Example 1:

A woman could be being TP'd while fingering two other women, but if she still has those heels on from the acting scene before, I can't get aroused. Shoes on during sex is my porn peeve.

Example 2:
I can't get aroused when watching a porno with Sasha Grey in it. She's my porn peeve.

by wpk914 December 3, 2010