Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".
Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"
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Godwand's law is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online dating discussion grows longer, the probability of a guy mentioning his big penis approaches 1." — that is, if a discussion on an online dating website (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later the male(s) involved will mention that they have a big, thick, relentless, or magical penis ready to pleasure the female.
Godwand's law is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online dating discussion grows longer, the probability of a guy mentioning his big penis approaches 1." — that is, if a discussion on an online dating website (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later the male(s) involved will mention that they have a big, thick, relentless, or magical penis ready to pleasure the female.
(True story of Godwand's Law being applied)
Him : Hey, wanna ride a unicorn ?
Her : That would be awesome ! I'm gonna burst your bubble though, unicorns don't exist. No more than Santa, Pokemon and Tinkerbelle. Sorry if I ruined your childhood.
Him : Yeah but my unicorn's magical, it can make you cum each time you mount it !
Him : Hey, wanna ride a unicorn ?
Her : That would be awesome ! I'm gonna burst your bubble though, unicorns don't exist. No more than Santa, Pokemon and Tinkerbelle. Sorry if I ruined your childhood.
Him : Yeah but my unicorn's magical, it can make you cum each time you mount it !
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China has a bad pollution problem.
Applying dumbfuck law: Yeah, but its no where near as bad as America's love of the Hummer.
Applying dumbfuck law: Yeah, but its no where near as bad as America's love of the Hummer.
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My grandson-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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On a Reddit post about Hitler or the Nazis, there will be people in the comments comparing them to Trump or other Conservatives thus invoking Tedder's Law.
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