jizz like a racehorse

to cum a huge load of semen.

I jizz like a racehorse!

by kam75xx July 11, 2023

Giant jizz january

Another way to pay back no nut november. Similar to mega nut may, in the regard that you must ejaculate at least 2-3 times a day. The only difference is that giant jizz january is in january (duh), so you get to bust all the nuts sooner than the five months inbetween no nut november and mega nut may.

Wow. After that awful no nut november, I’m really looking forward to the cummy greatness of giant jizz january.

by 8=======D💦 January 19, 2021

Pink Jizz eye

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye

Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

young jizz lord

the greatest fucking rapper of all time!!!!!!

Hey are you listening to the young jizztape by young jizz lord on soudcloud? I heard that shit was fire asf!!

by young jizz lord official October 22, 2019

Sour Patch Jizz

The left over sugar in the bottom of a bag of sour patch kids.

High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.

High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?

by ThePatchKid January 11, 2013

guzzling jizz monkey

a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum

The guzzling jizz monkey farted while he was guzzling the cum in his rectum.

by guzzling jizz monkey May 11, 2009

Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

by Dubiks May 26, 2019