Take Jimmy to the Woodshed
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Take Jimmy to the Woodshedmug. 1. excitedly,aggressively, or quickly take off a partner's clothes and having sex with them.
2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played
2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played
by SaunderShower May 19, 2020
Get the take me to the pilotmug. When you proceed to clap someone’s cheeks in a video game and walking away after said clapping has been done
Nick: LETS GO I BEAT YOU 4 TIMES
Sam: Let’s play again different map
Nick: Naw bro I’m taking the dub and walking
Sam: Let’s play again different map
Nick: Naw bro I’m taking the dub and walking
by FattySpit2 March 16, 2019
Get the Taking the dub and walkingmug. When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".
My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "
by stone definition August 5, 2014
Get the Google take the wheelmug. The Take a Wish foundation is where rich people pay lots of money to take a Wish from a less fortunate person and make it their own
My son has a cold but really wants to see
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.
by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019
Get the Take a Wish Foundationmug. by Old Phardt December 30, 2021
Get the Taking the kneemug. Writing a blog entry when you just really, really want to and haven't for way too long. Extremely satisfying for those who enjoy blogging.
"Whoa-why are you dumping all these pages of random musings and diaries all over xanga?"
"Oh, I'm just taking a blog. It feels really good after it's all been inside me too long."
take a blog
"Oh, I'm just taking a blog. It feels really good after it's all been inside me too long."
take a blog
by spinningtabletop February 28, 2009
Get the take a blogmug.