double-second-cousin

Double-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.

My double-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

second strongest military in the world

a joke

who would’ve thought that the second strongest military in the world couldn’t even win a war against the poorest country in europe!

by ZΣPH Ψ February 20, 2025

second hand snitching

If you hang around snitches then you are snitching also it's called second hand snitching

Hey u you see john hanging around with Joe after he got done talking to the police ...
Yea that fool second hand snitching

by Oneluv2nobody916 February 9, 2018

second sent

When something still feels epic, and it's not over it feels second sent.

That date from last night still
Has me feeling second sent .

by The wordmakerz July 20, 2017

30-Second Brownie

An unexpected shit in your pant.

Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.

by funkychunkymoney June 7, 2017

five second smash

Finish up in 5 seconds

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash

by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017

step-second-cousin

1- Stepgrandpibling's grandchild.
2- Grandpibling's stepgrandchild.
3- Step-2C.

My step-second-cousin is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021