Rusty Venture

The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.

Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 24, 2010

rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.

Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey

by grady hernandez October 14, 2012

Rusty pattle

its when you shit in a net-like bag and slap someone with it

the bitch wouldent shut up so i gave her a rusty pattle

by nightmare nicpon August 21, 2009

Rusty Fog

A fart.

"Kris just let out a rusty fog right in Jo and Kim's faces"

by Krijim October 8, 2011

rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices

I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred

by Strip$ January 19, 2016

Rusty Pedal

When you take a shit in a bag and then you smack someone across the face with it.

The bitch won't shut up so i gave her a rusty pedal.

by Regansmash1976 January 19, 2010

Rusty Groomer

A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.

Wicket and Scamp always come correct with a Rusty Groomer whenever they hear the buzz of clippers.

by pink_hag_n_fly16 August 7, 2014