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Peanutitis

An inflamation of the inner ear that renders all conversation into indistinct 'wa's'
This class is giving me peanutitis; I feel like Charlie Brown talking to the teacher.

Don't ask me what was decided. In that meeting I got an acute case of peanutitis and couldn't make out anything.
by Okkam1 August 2, 2012
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Peanutbutter bubbles

When a person tosses someones salad and the one recieving farts and makes the others cheeks inflate loke thier blowing up a balloon
Alleycat gave terry peanutbutter bubbles last night.
by Suka may korncob May 24, 2022
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Peanutopolis

\pE-nut-ah-pu-lis\

A stupid word that snickers made up.
What the fuck is Peanutopolis?
by Dr. Coca-Pepsi Beer July 4, 2008
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Peanutty Popsicle

During anal intercourse, the phallis is extracted from the anal cavity with a nougaty film (sometimes even with undigested pieces of peanuts or whole corn kernals). The brown, caramel encrusted phallis is thrust into the receiver's mouth resembling a peanutty popsicle.
Maggie: Dan gave me the peanutty popsicle last night!

Jenny: Huh?

Maggie: I think it had some of the Cobb salad I ate for lunch yesterday.
by Richard Pride March 9, 2010
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peanutbutter rag

the towel used and reused to catch a man's genetic material (sperm), so he dosen't get it on his bed, body, dog, ect. (the name is derived from the distinctive scent that the towel has because of its repeated use without being cleaned).
Troll was bored so he got out his peanutbutter rag when he started to play, so he could catch his "fun".
by Chia37 November 12, 2005
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Peanuts

1. A comic strip by Charles M. Schulz.

2. The food, peanuts, elephants apparently like eating them. Planters is a popular brand.

3. A petty offense.
1. Jim:"I'm just reading one of the classic Peanuts comic strips in today's newspaper."

2. Elephant:"I don't know what it is about them but these are delicious."

3. Billy Bob:"This is ridiculous, I got sentenced to 5 years in prison for stealing a stick of gum, I'm in here for peanuts. While drug users and violent criminals sometimes don't spend a single day in jail."
by Layko January 17, 2006
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peter pan peanutbutter alert

When the shelves at a grocery run out of peter pan peanutbutter.
by tony pinto December 30, 2007
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