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PEANUT

A KIDNEY STONE.

EATING SHIT

The start of a comic STRIP.

Compound PENIS TASK.

IT'S the beginning of an analogy that CRYPTOCURRENCY can use also.

Excited SHITEATERS

The scariest tumor in the world.

an I small am eye small am aye small

See MR. PEE NUT

Look at that PEANUT ASSH0LE MAN.

PEANUT PEENUT PNUT PENUT PEE PEENUT

IBMPCJr. code name nade in BOCA RATON , FL at the time beginning MAY 1984.
Imagine the pain of zipping up your FLY in your ZIPPER and then passing a PEANUT after you QUAFF A BEER.

No PUN INTENDED it just TAE a PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT to enjoy a PEANUT in the privacy of your BOWEL TOILET TRIP.

Look JOHN looking forward to getting BIG DICK FUCKED but you just have a PEANUT for a WEE WEE and it kind of destroyed the mood.

Let's go into that DELI CARL and not just PEE but do a compound task and PEANUT.

Look I got ONE PENNY TWO PENNY ..ONE DILLAR and ONE PEANUT TWO PEANUT. .THOUSANDS PEANUT and finally ONE BITCOIN TWO BITCOIN which MOTHERFUCKERS if we have thousands of PEANUT then look how many BITCOINS imagine we would have because as they say ..." DAVID SAYS I'M COLD,. little by little little by little,... bit by bit , bit by bit bit by PEANUT bit.when I find a PEANUT in that SHIT as ivariety taste of intensity and after all you can only findo APE NUT over THOSE PEANUT.

You never want to have a PEANUT SIZE TUMOR.

Yes ANAL ALAN you are puny as well as those PEANUT size tantrums as am aye small cannot hear.

When that ASSH0LE takes out his PISSIVATOR he is pissing like a good JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE you get to see MISTER PEANUT in action mouth open and feeling pissy all over.

He is sooo funny a PEANUT in anger.

PEANUT public penis pisser PEDOPHILE NUT TELEPATHY VERY liquid spermatozoa and that identifiable satellite JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE naked IMAGE

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN had a PEANUT for PEDOPHILIA .
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 18, 2022
mugGet the PEANUTmug.

Peanut Butter-ed

To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.
My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!
by PantyPanda April 3, 2021
mugGet the Peanut Butter-edmug.

Peanut dunking

When you put you peanut ( in it's shell) in the hole of your dick then jacking off to get it out
Dude have you been peanut dunking it feels amazing.

Mmmmm peanut dunking
by Wolfmanbark November 2, 2017
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Peanut parcel

Not just a peanut, its the whole parcel.

A gooby glasses wearing, un-coordinated all round goof ball.
Lover of animals, video games and everything that speaks 'Nerd.'

You will never fail to laugh around a peanut parcel. No matter if its at or with them.
Look at that peanut parcel tripping over her own un-done shoe laces and dropping all her library books on the ground.
by Festa stitchell February 4, 2010
mugGet the Peanut parcelmug.

peanut butter plunge

When a female puts a bunch of peanut butter in there mouth and a male proceeds to orally fuck her mouth as hard as he can
(M) Hey babe do you wanna do another peanut butter plunge

(F) no my mouth is still sore for the last time
by PBPgod69420 July 4, 2023
mugGet the peanut butter plungemug.

no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.
That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!
by An expert in peanut butter September 23, 2020
mugGet the no peanut buttermug.

Peanut

Peanut is a neck-snapping creature, made out of concrete, rebar and spray paint, that's how he shit himself. He can go at the speed of speed when not looked at and makes a scraping noise when not seen.
"guard" hey look a peanut
"guard" oh no it breached!!!!!!!!!!!
"eyepod" i am useful now
by MeltedLava April 24, 2021
mugGet the Peanutmug.

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