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Noah

Noah is sexy beast who stomps girls heads in he is all powerful and mighty he always gets the girls he rules Port Coquitlam with his powerful and mighty DONG. The only person that the great noah of the ark bows down to is the great Daniel pugsley. Daniel pugsley is the greatest and most powerful being to walk this planet see more on Daniel pugsley page 44 back to noah. Noah is great with the guys and girls noah knows what’s up
Becky: omg is that noah
Jade: yea it is
Becky: I hear noah only bows down to his master the great Daniel pugsley

Jade:Noah is good
by I da man February 16, 2020
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Noah is gay
by No u no u no u no u February 18, 2020
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Noah is kind, loyal, and funny, but he is very self conscious. Noah is always there for you but almost no one seems to be there for him. Sometimes he can be dirty minded but in a funny way. Noah is outgoing and caring, but can pull up and insult or a fist if he needs to. Speaking of fists Noah is not afraid to get in a fight rather more afraid of the consequence after. Noah loves movies and video games but doesn't have a huge love for books. Noah loves sports his favorites being soccer and football. Noah is also very good at math but struggles with English. Noah doesn't look the best but his personality makes up for it and that's why people like him.
Hey look its noah

Meh hes alright
by Goalyboy42 February 19, 2020
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I would love for my boyfriend to be more noah.
by realmafaggadude February 21, 2020
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-hey noah, can you buy me a drink please(girl 15) -Yes, of course i will(Noah)
by magnus1408 February 26, 2020
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The biggest simp you will ever meet, also fucking obese
Noah: hey my love, I hope you have a swell day
Evan: stop simpin you lil bitch
by Jack Phil February 29, 2020
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A simp who carries around a Yahtzee machine. Also plays a lot of games.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy playing Yahtzee over there

Person 2: Yeah. He is such a Noah

Noah: UUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM A DUMB NOAH!1!!!!!11!
by Noahisasimp March 5, 2020
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