moemees mom

the scariest being in all of earth, its scarier than your mom, than anything you can think of

"moemees mom is in every horror game/movie"
"what"

by whythefuckisd3rptaken September 6, 2021

sinner's mom

dead

sinner's mom is dead

by trainy April 18, 2023

your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

mawdz mom

Mother of the Mawdz.

An amazing woman, who will make love to any man, woman or animal, in any orifice, for only 3 pennies.

Her wonder is only outshined by the tunnel of love.

WOW Mawdz mom, your the best ive ever had for 3 pennies.

by onewiththewang January 28, 2004

mundane mom

The opposite to disney dad. Typically an exwife who refers to her ex spouse as a disney dad. She may not do much fun stuff with the kids.

You are a mundane mom.

by wannabe disney dad June 20, 2014

adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.

I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.

by B00zey April 15, 2023

bekah's mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward and cool as the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow.

Dude, that girl is totally gonna be a "Bekah's Mom" someday!

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015