Sticky muffin

This happens with a slightly to moderatly overweight woman with a muffin top. After intercouse promplty ejaculating around waistline and quickly putting clothes back on.

Man!, Jill's parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky muffin until she washes that shit off.

by daydizzle October 24, 2011

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soggy muffin

A particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the vagina.

"Hey Linda, have you ever had a soggy muffin?"

by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006

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A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.

Carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the rusty trumpet of course.

by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006

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chicken muffin

a creature that is part chicken, part muffin (usualy walnut)

doesn't that chicken muffin taste good? its the perfect blend of chicken and muffin-y goodness!

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OMG!! It's a chicken muffin!!! Run for your life!!! *takes camera out and snaps picture for folks back home*

by tiffanie February 2, 2005

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Nuffin Muffin

Noun used to describe the non-food items you've been eating all day. i.e. If you haven't eaten anything all day, or in a good long while, you've eaten a nuffin muffin.

Ulysses: Hey Hank do you want to head out to the Thai Buffet place today?

Hank: Shit yeah man, all i've had today is a big ol' nuffin muffin for lunch.

by masr. July 3, 2009

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