When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.
Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!
by Uniaer October 26, 2020
Get the Milking the santamug. When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).
Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.
by Just getting along May 22, 2022
Get the Marrying Milkmug. 
by Eggplant10q October 28, 2019
Get the bobby milkmug. The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day
Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March
Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.
Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.
by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 17, 2020
Get the No Milk Marchmug. Person A: Wow he's really going at it in the living room window!
Person B: Yep. He's doing the ole McCurdy Milking. Hope he brought a towel!
Person B: Yep. He's doing the ole McCurdy Milking. Hope he brought a towel!
by Mr.Drangus September 25, 2014
Get the McCurdy Milkingmug. When two dudes are having buttsex and one dude ejaculates into the other guy's ass while the catcher ejaculates on the floor.
"I heard Will and Taylor performed a milk pipeline last night while they were having buttsex. It was a perfectly timed execution."
by Jon B.R. January 30, 2016
Get the milk pipelinemug.