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McDonalds

An annual multi-billion dollar restaurant mega-franchise operating on every continent throughout the world, yet what they pay the employees - a full time crew member doesn't even make enough per month to rent a one-bedroom studio apartment. (At least in California).

The first brand that comes to mind when the average person hears the phrase "fast food".

A restaurant chain that eerily imposed itself as being a staple of American culture.

If you are an employee at this restaurant and only speak English you will have to use a lot of hand gestures, head nodding, and head shaking.

A restaurant where all the Hispanic employees yell at each other for no reason

A safe haven of a workplace for Hispanic immigrants who don't really want to assimilate or learn then English language.

A restaurant where as a crew member you feel like a subhuman because of the cheesy uniform they make you wear, the rude, nasty "guests" they expect you to serve while smiling at them and pretending to like them.

A restaurant where you will hear at least three things spill or drop in the kitchen area every hour.

A restaurant that makes the few people people with smarts that work there really want to get an education and get a paying job. Not one that pays peanuts!
Maria: Susie!!! Cuatro hamburgeusa por favor!!!

Joe: What? I thought we were in America?

(Something then spills in the kitchen)

Mario: Merda!!!

Another day at McDonalds!

Maria: Joe, get a mop and the dustbin! Arriba! Arriba!
by hatelife677 July 7, 2009
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McDonalds

Enough sh*t talking people. McDonalds is an awesome place and it'll remain awesome. their fries taste great and the big macs they serve are with no doubt- awesome.
dude 1: I'm hungry

dude 2: well go to McDonalds, that place serves great food no doubt.
by Anonymous322512345 July 28, 2009
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Mcdonalds

Let's go to Mcdonalds, I hear it's like Heaven on Earth!
by mcdickslover July 19, 2010
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mcdonald dad

A father whose ex controls so much of his time with his children, he only gets to take them to McDonald's. The child's mother is usually so bitter that she won't 'allow' the child to have proper time with their father, effectively reducing him to the status of a McDonald Dad.
Those poor children, their spiteful mother has reduced their loving father into a mcdonald dad
by DadsAreParentsToo September 21, 2021
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shiester mcdougal

one who loves to shiest people out of things they deserve
Joe stop acting like shiester mcdougal
by RICHARD THE SAND NIGGER December 15, 2004
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Steamie McDuff

When one sexual partner shits on the chest of another, and then proceeds to piss on it, preferably in a cold location in order to produce a pleasing steaming effect.
I was just going to shit on her chest in the alley, but the filthy bitch wanted a Steamie McDuff.
by hagga03 March 2, 2011
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McDonalds Drive-Through

While having sex with a woman doggy style, you pull out and spit on her back, giving her the false impression that you just cum. Then when she turns around you cum right in her face.
Like when you go to the McDonalds Drive-Through and you pull your food out of the window.
by Daniel88 December 6, 2006
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