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Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!
"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1
by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019
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Reece Johnson

The hottest most badass guy ever
Reece’s puffs Reece’s puffs peanut butter chocolate flavour - Reece Johnson
by Killer keen star 69 July 14, 2018
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Top My Johnson

A Form Of Oral Sex (Giving Head), Term Made Popular By Juju Balla
She Was Boutta Top My Johnson At The Crib.
by Unknown219988482 September 21, 2021
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the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
by HypocrisySanctimony July 3, 2024
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Johnson

Johnson is a lion of the jungle
by Sam156 November 24, 2021
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Johnson Jumble

Wow! That’s so Johnson Jumble!
by Your WeebyStalker November 26, 2022
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Johnson middle school

A school where every one looks like a milk dud or a cracker vapes all in the bathroom weed emos :)
by Dean68421 November 4, 2021
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