Jake Haentzler

A football player that rocks the football pants.
Nice, juicy booooooty.
Extra cute..
Green eyes.
Shaved dark brown hair.
friends with a lot of people.
Nice body!
Perrrty teeth!
wears valentine boxers.
friends with some obsessive people.. CCW
loves rapping and when people rap to him!
smiles a lottttttt! :)
cute nose..
and just an all around cute, outgoing, fun person!
get to know him <3

Oh dang i just love Jake Haentzler!

Jake Haentzler is amazing!

Why can't i be more like Jake Haentzler?

by yourloversssssss June 16, 2011

Jake Butt

Sexy Greek god from Watford. He is clear of Aadil. all round sexy beast and chick magnet.

Girl 1: Have you seen Jake Butt today?
Girl 2: He's so fuckin hot

by Tobie Hakner May 5, 2023

jake burgasser

poop stink fart

Jake Burgasser likes that dick and balls.

by ruBB3r baND October 17, 2019

Simpleton Jake

Like my orange juice
like my water
like my world of tanks

hate my brother
hate the women

Simpleton Jake is a simple jake who likes his orange juice

by David Spy February 12, 2021

jakes mother

has a big mother the size of a whale

jakes mother is huge like a whale

by jeff69696969696969696968969696 January 11, 2022

Jake Paul

Some gay guy with aids that has a lot of money so he pays has beens to have boxing matches with him where they get bonuses for NOT hurting him. Literally, they get more money to not knock him down or knock him out. So some gay kid with money can just pay off old washed up has beens and never was nobodies that get cut from the ufc and build up a ridiculous fake boxing record and pretend to be tough. Only in america

Any Jake Paul fan is fair game for bullying, physical and mental torment, and a parent doomed to the fate of having a Jake Paul fan for a child should be allowed to kick there child out of there home as young as 12. Jake paul and his fanbase should be treated like the filthy flea ridden animals they are and thrown out in the streets and banished from decent society. White trash jake Paul fans simply don’t deserve a roof over there heads or food to eat or human decency, or dignity. If you like jake Paul you are nothing but a dirtbag on par with a pedophile. Period

Jake Paul is an inbred, incest/gay, Ohio piece of white trash with money behind him, monitor what your kids watch on Facebook. If you find out your child is watching Jake Paul when they’re not at home I say kick that little brat out on the streets and let the punk kid try to “dab” on some street people. Jake paulers are human garbage. Jake Paul should be physically and verbally humiliated and sterilized to make sure it doesn’t breed. Jake Paul is a hillbilly from Ohio and his fans will inevitably be broken and put in there place.

by Jakepaulersarementallyill October 15, 2021

jake cage

sexy mathew morrison cosplayer

“OMG it’s mathew motrison!!”
“no... that’s just jake cage.”

by mattyb<3 May 15, 2021