The absolute white trash, ass kissing, snobby scum upon this earth. Too bad comdoms didn’t work for his parents, cuz he has an older dip-shit brother too. His fandom is a bunch of nine years olds who have no parental supervision on what the fuck they watch. Oh yeah and he can’t even make decent diss tracks. Shane Dawson thinks he is a sociopath, and I agree.
by Yeeyeeanimeyee March 31, 2019
Jake Paul is a noun. Jake Paul is a mysterious abdominal creature that is believed to be from a galaxy deep in the universe that is called "Bitches from America". Little information is known about this one manned species.
"Fuck mom, get out of this store before we get the Paul disease, JAKE FUCKING PAUL IS IN THIS STORE."
"Shit, we gotta get out."
"He is probably buying some alien shit to possess us humans."
"Run, it's Jake Paul!"
"Shit, we gotta get out."
"He is probably buying some alien shit to possess us humans."
"Run, it's Jake Paul!"
by nonameihavenocreativity October 29, 2018
by Tobie Hakner May 05, 2023
to assist police in any way shape or form. whether it be providing basic information or cold snitchin on a fool, it be a jake favor.
"you see mir at that house party last night?"
"nah son"
"i think D done gripped him up and now he doin jake favors"
"word bond"
"What's the flava when ya neighbor do jake favors?" - Nas
"nah son"
"i think D done gripped him up and now he doin jake favors"
"word bond"
"What's the flava when ya neighbor do jake favors?" - Nas
by QB80 February 29, 2012
a kid that is a little shit. he thinks he is the best in the world at everything that he does, he is the biggest dickhead, he thinks he is extremely good looking but everything that he things is the opposite to the truth a jake ivins is a little shit that everyone hates
by 🍕kool bro April 08, 2019
A fucking Mentally disabled whale that constantly shits their pants and support or looks up to a professional mentally disabled dickhead that constantly shits their pants and gets his pants changes by his girlfriend.
Jim: so who's your favourite YouTuber
Bob: JAKE PAULERS JAKE PAULS THE BEST
Jim: Ewww I hope pennywise comes and gets you in your sleep and rips off your arm but you don't die and then a bus comes and hits you but you don't die and then your dick gets chopped off and you bleed to death you have insulted me by even knowing me so piss off and never talk to me again bitch
Bob: DAB ON THEM HATERS
Bob: JAKE PAULERS JAKE PAULS THE BEST
Jim: Ewww I hope pennywise comes and gets you in your sleep and rips off your arm but you don't die and then a bus comes and hits you but you don't die and then your dick gets chopped off and you bleed to death you have insulted me by even knowing me so piss off and never talk to me again bitch
Bob: DAB ON THEM HATERS
by Kermit.the.depressed.frog April 14, 2018
We are Jake Paulers
by Abby Neugebauer September 09, 2017