Jake pauler

A fucking Mentally disabled whale that constantly shits their pants and support or looks up to a professional mentally disabled dickhead that constantly shits their pants and gets his pants changes by his girlfriend.

Jim: so who's your favourite YouTuber

Bob: JAKE PAULERS JAKE PAULS THE BEST
Jim: Ewww I hope pennywise comes and gets you in your sleep and rips off your arm but you don't die and then a bus comes and hits you but you don't die and then your dick gets chopped off and you bleed to death you have insulted me by even knowing me so piss off and never talk to me again bitch
Bob: DAB ON THEM HATERS

by Kermit.the.depressed.frog May 26, 2018

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a noun. Jake Paul is a mysterious abdominal creature that is believed to be from a galaxy deep in the universe that is called "Bitches from America". Little information is known about this one manned species.

"Fuck mom, get out of this store before we get the Paul disease, JAKE FUCKING PAUL IS IN THIS STORE."
"Shit, we gotta get out."
"He is probably buying some alien shit to possess us humans."
"Run, it's Jake Paul!"

by nonameihavenocreativity October 28, 2018

jake wade

A Man With Love And A Large Penis

The Man Was So Jake Wade That He Made Women Wet.

by Carter Gol December 5, 2015

Jake Butt

Sexy Greek god from Watford. He is clear of Aadil. all round sexy beast and chick magnet.

Girl 1: Have you seen Jake Butt today?
Girl 2: He's so fuckin hot

by Tobie Hakner May 5, 2023

Jake Paul

A brain dead youtuber who THINKS hes good at rapping and singing

Mom:Why are your ears bleeding?
You: i listened to everyday bro
Mom: who sings that?
You: jake paul

by Duhlol13 June 17, 2018

Jake Paul

A fucking dumbass who lies to millions of kids about a life saving surgery, a camera in his arm, and is a cunt to his own friends, and is too much of a pussy to fight anesongib

Big Gibber:Jake Paul fight me.

Jake Paul:I can't I am a pussy and can't box

by JakePaulFightBigGibber November 25, 2019

pulling a jake

when you do any dangerous and/or stupid act that can get you in serious trouble. when you have a moment where you have no common sense.

hey! quit pulling a jake over there and get down from that tree, the branch looks like it's gonna snap on you!

by j-and-j September 1, 2009