The Simon Zone

1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person

"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"

by theboss31 December 5, 2018

Social zoned

Below friend zoned, band to social media.

Credit due to: Kaylynn and Marcus

"I like you as a broadcaster, nothing more."
"Bro, you just got social zoned."

by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018

Jan-zone

Its even worse than being in the friendzone

Dude 1: hey bro did she friend zone u?
Dude 2: no even worse i got jan-zone

by Thomasvgp November 5, 2018

Friend zone

When you want to be more than friends but the other party doesn’t

He was friend zoned.

by #1rye November 6, 2018

Danger Zone

The dangerous areas along the edges of tables where items are prone to being knocked off

This guy in class almost knocked over my yogurt in the danger zone when he was stretching his arms behind him. Gotta watch out.

by diddleboy July 6, 2017

zones urbaines sensibles

( sensitive urban zones in English, and abbreviated ZUS in French of France, also called no-go zones): urban Muslim ghettos in major European cities where little or no integration/assimilation takes place

How can these zones urbaines sensibles exist if we want to integrate and assimilate these individuals?

by Sexydimma July 11, 2017

zones urbaines sensibles

(Sensitive urban zones in French if France): self-created Muslim ghettos in major European cities where there is little to no integration and assimilation of Muslims.

Zones urbaines sensibles shouldn't exist in countries pricing themselves on assimilation and integration.

by Sexydimma July 8, 2017