Pressed Fruit Bowl 

Someone spreads the cheeks of the butt against a piece of glass (i.e. a window) and proceeds to poop... it will flare out and look like a bowl of brown fruit that's been pressed against the glass

I was at a stop light and the woman next to me kept staring, so I dropped my drawers and showed her a pressed fruit bowl

Pressed Fruit Bowl by IIxHoLLiStEr7xII May 13, 2005

Low Hanging Fruit

When your boyfriend refers to his balls as such.

S: I'm gonna throw some low hanging fruit on your face tonight.

D: Lol whaaaa

S: Exactly. On your face.

Low Hanging Fruit by Fruity Balls February 18, 2014

Bruised fruit 

A divorced (or otherwise damaged) person.

She seemed okay, but that chick was bruised fruit, man.

Bruised fruit by tmfbitu May 18, 2006

pan-fruit

verb; to steal or pocket. It counts if the victim of the theft knows or doesn't know. This is not the kind of theft that happens when you break into a house, but when you are at a friend's of family member's house, and you take something you like.

I really liked the square pen, so I pan-fruited it. He didn't even notice.

pan-fruit by baskt September 9, 2010

Chinese Fruit Roll-Up 

When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.

Chinese Fruit Roll-Up by MrInevitability July 14, 2017

Dragon Fruit 

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

Dragon Fruit by The know it all from school June 16, 2018

dried fruit 

I am not.

"I appreciate when my date is a person not dried fruit."

dried fruit by the hardest I have tried April 18, 2019