freebie friday

When one is in a strictly monogamous relationship and chooses to have an exception of monogamy on only fridays.

Tucker: Hey babe? what are doing? why are cheating on me?

Bob: What are you talking about? Don't you remember it's freebie friday.

by Anonymous 😄 January 5, 2021

Old Friday

The last day of the work week when you realize the "New Friday" works out much better because you can savor the moment and sleep in with your friends wife at your side

I enjoyed Old Friday much more than New Friday....how about you Mrs Dussault????

by FGCinHB February 10, 2021

Fish Friday

A celebratory event at the end of the week in which all the participants blackout and drink so much they flop on the ground like a fish. The place where they fish is known as an aquarium. Spin-offs include: Mahi-mahi Monday, Tuna Tuesday, Whale Wednesday, Trout Thursday, Shark Saturday, and Sunfish Sunday.

Joe: Dude it's a Friday, what are our plans?
Kyle: It's Fish Friday, what else would we do.
Joe: Great, I'll grab the beer.

by Padre03 February 26, 2021

Pussy Friday

A crazy time when people can get laid on a Friday night.

Are you ready for some pussy Friday?

by Skip6 March 13, 2021

Exceptional Friday

The weekend which falls a week after Good Friday is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Jesus Christs lesser known younger brother, Geezus Christ, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole following the send off of his do-gooder brother.

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

by LuckyDC March 30, 2021

Black Friday

A day in flight attendant initial class when you take an exam and someone is excused at random. This usually takes place when the class breaks for lunch and upon your return, there is a classmate missing.

Hey Karen, good luck on the test today. Thanks Susan. I’ll need it. It’s also Black Friday.

by Gert Barr April 20, 2021

Green Friday

Black Friday for the weed industry. AKA April 20th 420!!! The busiest day of the year for any dispensary worker. All employees are required to work and usually there is a line before the store even opens. It will be crazy every time.

“Oh no it’s 4/20 Today is going to be so busy!”
“It’s Green Friday! Of course it is!”

by Pinky Purps April 21, 2021