A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020
Get the Penis Fishmug. A guy that you will usually see wearing a “bass pro shop hat”
They also have temper tantrums when someone doesn’t catch the ball in gym
When you look at pictures of them you can expect them to be shirtless holding a fish.
Fish guys are a major red flag🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
They also have temper tantrums when someone doesn’t catch the ball in gym
When you look at pictures of them you can expect them to be shirtless holding a fish.
Fish guys are a major red flag🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
by meeeemerrrr February 5, 2022
Get the Fish guysmug. by I am not telling you my name March 8, 2017
Get the fish snakemug. by BrineShrimpy December 15, 2017
Get the Koi fishmug. a Dumbass.
people call a mute person dumb and fish as in bass. combine dumb and bass and it sounds like dumbass.
usually called this by someone who thinks they are so clever and witty. but its really just annoying.
people call a mute person dumb and fish as in bass. combine dumb and bass and it sounds like dumbass.
usually called this by someone who thinks they are so clever and witty. but its really just annoying.
by AlgebraSucks March 8, 2010
Get the mute fishmug. Like a Fag Hag, it's a dude who hangs out with only lesbians hoping to be their inevitable dick supply.
I'm really horny and could use some dick tonight. I'm going to call my Fish Monger to come over and service me.
by BlackRex October 10, 2021
Get the Fish Mongermug. The paper ran the story on its front page under the headline, “When the Red Cross drowns the fish,” a reference to sidestepping a touchy subject. Pro Publica
by oldcodgerette June 19, 2015
Get the drowns the fishmug.