Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend at dinner so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026

Midnight fairy

A sexy st Lucian stripper

She’s my midnight fairy

by whyallthenamestaken March 13, 2026

kitchen fairy

(noun):
Someone who quietly cleans the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. They wash the dishes, wipe the counters, take out the bins, clear out old food from the fridge, and leave everything neat and tidy for the next day.

"the flat is spotless, all my dishes i left to soak are washed and put away, it must've been the kitchen fairy"

by thebeans1973 December 11, 2024

Deng fairy

(n.) It is a fairy that makes people’s head bald at night.

He is a such a Deng fairy, he literally rizzed up the teacher’s hair and the teacher is now bald!

by baguette_1031 January 5, 2025

poop fairy

The fairy who seeks nothing but poop.

Person 1: Hey I just pooped
Person 2: Watch out for the poop fairy.

by Urwordman69 January 24, 2025

flobber fairy

A flobber fairy is someone changes themselves to fit into certain crowds.

Gosh why does she have to be such a flobber fairy.

by Popasquirt. February 10, 2025

Dick fairy

A fairy that blesses you with dicks

The dick fairy brought me dick

by Dick fairy 763 May 19, 2025