Side friends 

Not your bestie or your real friends but someone that you hang out with when all your friends are gone. They’re kinda like side hoes

Becky: Ashley why were you talking to Samantha and Amy

Ashley: don’t worry Becky they’re just my side friends
Samantha & Amy: hey Ashley I heard that.

Side friends by Iloveolddisneymovies November 26, 2019

Real Friends 

None of the hoes I used to fuck with 😂

Rando : Got any real friends
Me : Nope

Real Friends by anthonydavisjr January 1, 2020

Best friends 

When the maddest hoe’s combine their forces and create the strongest bond that no boomer could ever break

Teacher: “And what is your guys’s relationship?”
Crackhead 1: “we are best friends”
Crackhead 2: “heck yes”

Best friends by Sharkieeee January 28, 2020

Sleepover Friends 

Two friends who get along well when left alone (Ex. At a sleepover) but once they return to a more public setting with other friends or relatives (Ex. At school) they become distant or lose touch with each other.

"Hey Jayden are you and Ashley close?" "Me and Ashley? No we're just sleepover friends."

Sleepover Friends by Vixxet June 4, 2020

Fake Friends 

You know, your 'friend' who will continue to ruin your self confidence but tell you its ok because they're just being truthful.

You: Does this dress look good on me?
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...

Fake Friends by Youknowwhatmaybeiamdeppressed August 8, 2020

Best Friends 

Tommyinnit and Tubbo_

Tommyinnit and Tubbo_ are best friends.

Best Friends by anonymous November 23, 2020

Parallel Friends 

Parallel Friends, are two men which are the BESTEST of friends but can't be gay for each other because they're both straight and agree to be just friends

Person 1: *hugs*
Person 2: *hugs back*

Person 3 (in the distance): Man those two are good Parallel Friends.
Person 4 (talking to Person 3): I know right?

Parallel Friends by Spaaky December 1, 2020