evan gramcracker

a tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018

Evan

Hot sexy man with a extranordary big penis. People think he has a small penis cuz he asian what is not correct cuz Evans have mostly big penis the size of a 20 cm

His name is defintly Evan he is so hot

by Efegge June 6, 2018

Evan Hara

A term generally used to describe when someone is doing something wickedly undoubtedly cool as fuck.

“Woah that guy just pulled 3 girls in one night”
“Yeah he’s pulling an Evan Hara right now”

by SwonkyPonky January 3, 2024

Evans

Evans is a shona boy who lives in Shelbourne. Has great sense of humor but stubborn as fuck 🙄, but when you get to see things on his side of veiw you'll instantly click 😉. He's a son of a gun I tell you that boy, but don't ask favors from him cause shaaa hauzi bhebhi raake‼️

Me: Evans momz vako didn't come for lesson yeGeo
Evans: aahh uyo anedzungu anoita zvelife yake chete

by R♤M$¥🥀 November 25, 2021

Evan Coleman

A person who breathes so hard you’d think it was a hurricane.

Is that a hurriane or just an Evan Coleman

by Bella AKA King Kong February 5, 2018

Evan

Evan is the kinda guy to try and steal your wife from you, he will do anything to make them cheat on you. Evan is a hopeless romantic who tries to rizz up everyone he sees but fails. When someone interested in him he says no.

"Evans a nerd who just tried to steal my wife"

by VamPLorDyT June 13, 2023

Evan

Evan, is a typical weeb, no otaku who loves mai sakurajima, he likes any anime body pillow especially nsfw ones, he plays skyblock 24/7 auto clicks on hypixel, and wants to be a content creator so he can make a lunar cosmetic for bunny ears like the one in bunny girl senpai the one mai sakurajima wears

stop being an Evan smh

by _mai.sakurajima_ July 18, 2022