This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!
This is so Evan Lynch
by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025
A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 04, 2011
by Bella AKA King Kong February 05, 2018
Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
by KlausMik August 09, 2022
An inspirational badass.
by zixella January 16, 2012
Evan: she is fat
Person1: I agree
Person2: I agree
Person3: I agree
Person4: I agree
Everyone at the same time: Evans opinion is spot on, your so cool Evan, thank you so much Evan
Person1: I agree
Person2: I agree
Person3: I agree
Person4: I agree
Everyone at the same time: Evans opinion is spot on, your so cool Evan, thank you so much Evan
by Iffycreator October 30, 2019