Evan

someone who is sexy, kind hearted, confident, minds their business and has a big fat juicy ass

omg i love her she's such an Evan

by evanmwah01 November 23, 2021

Pulling-an-Evan

The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.

Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?

Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.

by Yintono November 11, 2020

Evan

Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass

Person a: omg look at Evan over there

Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!

by Lenlen June 11, 2023

Evan

A guy who likes to think he is control of things especially when he likes someone. He tends to be possessive and jealous over what he believe is his girl.

He does not know how to control his anger or mood swings because he often upset with something going wrong in his life and it usually involves a female.

Don't worry about him, he is just Evan. He is harmless for the most part. Just be careful what you may do, you could regret it later on possible or not.

by the apparent Evan's love September 24, 2025

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

evan

Evan is the blackest nigga on earth ong🙏😹💯

"did you see Evan?"
"Ya that nigga's so black."

by Thebestknitter123 May 27, 2022

Evan

the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.

Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course

by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021