Evan The Bomber

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin

Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord

by M0nke March 19, 2024

Evan

The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.

"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."

by pongschlap July 1, 2024

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024

evan tilton

A very hot guy that everyone likes!! He is Sexy!!Always taken by a girl!!

Evan Tilton is so hot

by Haha you thought December 11, 2016

Evans

Evans is a shona boy who lives in Shelbourne. Has great sense of humor but stubborn as fuck 🙄, but when you get to see things on his side of veiw you'll instantly click 😉. He's a son of a gun I tell you that boy, but don't ask favors from him cause shaaa hauzi bhebhi raake‼️

Me: Evans momz vako didn't come for lesson yeGeo
Evans: aahh uyo anedzungu anoita zvelife yake chete

by R♤M$¥🥀 November 25, 2021

Evan

Evan, is a typical weeb, no otaku who loves mai sakurajima, he likes any anime body pillow especially nsfw ones, he plays skyblock 24/7 auto clicks on hypixel, and wants to be a content creator so he can make a lunar cosmetic for bunny ears like the one in bunny girl senpai the one mai sakurajima wears

stop being an Evan smh

by _mai.sakurajima_ July 18, 2022

Evan

The best person in the world better than Mir :)

Evan is better than Mir

by Definitely not worse than Mir April 20, 2021