Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
The urge to push your limits until you meet your end. Driving beyond what you are capable of with the desire to not come home.
by TG_Wheezy October 24, 2023
<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 05, 2025
Look at that idiot going through a red light what a complete Bellend! That queue jumper is one huge Bell End!
by Baboons arse. August 14, 2023
by Dogemoji⠀ March 31, 2024
When you are violently masturbating to the sound of death metal and as you climax, you think of your grandmother
“Something weird happened to me last night mate.. well I was milking my one-eyed snake to the sound of fleshgod apocalypse and as I came... well I thought of my gran. Bit of A Dirty Ending that one..”
by letthelordbewithyou257 April 06, 2021
Something very surprising