Evan

Evan is a dickhead of a guy, he has big ears and looks like a fat ugly monkey

This guy is such an Evan

by Jokeing ofc February 26, 2024

evan nanevie

just a absolute goat.

yo yall heard of evan nanevie

yeah he a G.O.A.T

by gokuiisccool February 28, 2024

edivany

This is not a name. A bunch of gibberish if you ask me.

She named her daughter Edivany

by Lil papaya February 28, 2024

Evan The Bomber

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin

Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord

by M0nke March 19, 2024

Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

by Evan-tax March 26, 2024

Evan

A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.

Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is

Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.

Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.

by S_istheloml March 30, 2024

Evandabeanz

somebody who has too much gay discord e-sex with random people online and is also a furry

evandabeanz is gay (nobody disagrees)

by gaming husky for life April 5, 2024