Easterbating

To masterbate on easter
extra points if ressed as easter bunny or eastern bunny

Brad: I was easterbating yesterday all over the window
Perry:and
Brad: yes i got extra points

by Big David March 17, 2008

bloody brick eater

1) Orally pleasing a woman while she is taking a dump and having her period.

2) Eating bricks with ketchup or tomato sauce.

3) Having a blood feast of pussy and poop.

"Hey i earned my rights as a vampire and a brown-chin"

"Oh dude you bloody brick eater son of a gun"

"Yeah Dawg. Oh by the way your mom says hi"

by Samurai - Anji April 23, 2008

skeeter eater

The act of swallowing or licking up spooge in the near vacinity of your naked body.

After Carol cleaned up her pearl necklace with her tongue, there was no doubt in my mind she was a skeeter eater.

by Coy Peterson July 15, 2005

Bean eater

Somebody who's totally and utterly addicted to eating beans (extacy pill's) to the extent where one only goes out clubbing to eat as many beans as they can

Hey man did you see that guy all munted spewing up all over that chicks shoes? He's a hardcore bean eater

by Donni don cock July 9, 2010

Cake Eater

Being able to pleasure your woman orally. To go down on her, to eat her out. Since their are different types of girls their are also different types of cakes:chocolate cake equals eating out a black chick, Pound cake equals eating out a fat chick, etc...

Person 1: I walked in on Erick and his prom date, La Shonda, going at it. Her legs were up in the air and he was stuffing his face with cake.

Person 2: HAHA Erick is a cake eater!

Person 1: I guess he likes Chocolate Cake.

by ErickAlbert April 13, 2006

Jack Easterby

The king of comedy and an all around good guy. He makes the ladies as wet as Niagara Falls and the perfect guy. He isn’t immortal but he has been mistaken for one.

* Not a fury

“A god has come to earth! Oh wait that’s Jack Easterby, nevermind.”

by Muhammad Will Jones December 22, 2020

Bus Eater

A sexual act in which the male is fucking the female doggy style, while holding her pigtails, as if he is driving a bus. When he is climaxing, he shoves her face into the pillow, yelling "Bus eater!"

Johnny: What's up, man?
Jeff: Dude, I gave your sister the Bus Eater yesterday!

by hammer2fall May 10, 2009