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Coffee and Nudes

Coffee and chill is when you attempt to bribe someone with sex by offering Coffee as incentive. The most common and effective way of achieving this is by sending nudes while balancing a coffee cup on your testicles.
Seth sent me nudes last night and had a cup of iced mocha on his nuts. My vagina instantaneously opened the floodgates. Scooters and dickpics is definitely the way to get in my panties. 💦

Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
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coffee sick

When you're so hyped up on coffee your body starts rejecting it. It can be confused with the flu if you've been around people who've had it (if you got your immunization shots then this would rule it out)
One moment: OMG IM CAFFINATED I HAD TO CUPS OF COFFEE

The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,

"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again
by Funnyjake2011 July 8, 2016
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Shearer's coffee

Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.

AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.
Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'
by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022
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Peters up a coffee

As a trade employee, on your way to work before going to the jobsite, you stop in at your employers office to take a shit & steal a coffee
Just gonna stop at the office to peters up a coffee
by tbor852 November 4, 2025
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Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.
My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.
by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021
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Coffee

The thing you most likely will be putting in those damn urban dictionary mugs
Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.
by Some_internet_Dude July 3, 2024
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coffee cuddle

when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity
caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down
by MamaGanja October 22, 2022
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