Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.
by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018
Get the Coffee barmug. by ZdziChu March 2, 2020
Get the Coffeemug. The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.
by c2l2 September 4, 2022
Get the Coffee Dramamug. An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.
Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens
Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens
by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021
Get the coffee donkeymug. i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!
by anonymous February 23, 2023
Get the coffeemug. As a trade employee, on your way to work before going to the jobsite, you stop in at your employers office to take a shit & steal a coffee
by tbor852 November 4, 2025
Get the Peters up a coffeemug. When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.
Danielle: Oh jesus, he sounds so annoying
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.
by PleaseJustGoHome March 18, 2011
Get the Coffee Scenariomug.