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extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
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Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff
by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018
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Bastard

Someone who’s parents weren’t married when they were born or aren’t married.
I’m a bastard my parents got married when I was 5.
by Invader zim fan ;-; November 28, 2020
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Sick Bastard

A deranged, perverted individual with a nauseatingly disturbed mind; with rapists and child molesters being prime examples.
News Reporter: A man was convicted of three counts of child molestation.

TV Viewer: What a sick bastard.
by BJ Everyday November 25, 2023
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Spiteful bastard

A Jack O’Calloghan is a spiteful bastard which means chuir sé meas ar bód a Camala Harris.
God jack you wont kill that child you are such a spiteful bastard
by Anonymous6942017 November 16, 2021
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Kitty Bastards

1) - A community that started off on Discord, originally called Meow Squad, then briefly renamed to Meowmismic Squad, and eventually became Kitty Bastards. The community created its own phrases and abbreviations, such as "Meowdy," "Clawless," and "KB" (short for Kitty Bastards), which are all commonly used by its members.

The official symbol of the community is a red background with the black silhouette of a sitting cat's upper body, though similar variations are sometimes used.

Kitty Bastards is also occasionally referred to as Kitty Palace.

2) - A term used to refer to the people as a whole within the Kitty Bastards community.

3) - The plural form of Kitty Bastard.
1a) "Have you spoken in Kitty Bastards before?"
1b) "Oh wait, you're part of Kitty Bastards?"

2) "I don't have anything against Kitty Bastards—some of them can just be a bit much sometimes."

3) "There were a few Kitty Bastards that seemed to like the way we spoke."
by aggudesu October 6, 2024
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Bastard

This can mean that someone is unfortunate, a person is a straight-up bitch and mean as fuck, or if a person was born to parents that weren't married.
1. Tom: Hey, idiot! Haha, you look like a fucking bitch!
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!

2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!

3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..
by I'mADictionary? October 29, 2022
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