Simp Virus

A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.

Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!

by BisexualStrawberry;) April 12, 2021

Whore Simp

a guy or girl who talks to a lot of people romantically, but cares about them all individually

“yeah, i think katie really cares about me”
“she cares about me too, what a whore simp”

by harrystylesismydaddy April 16, 2021

ranboo simp

My best friend codie

Codie u fucking ranboo simp

by Weemidgetboy May 11, 2021

gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.
you are a gay simp

Saif is a gay simp

by tak17 July 6, 2022

Deku simp

Absolute shitfucks that simp for a 16 year old anime character named Izuki Midoriya AKA Deku from the anime My Hero Academia. They usually are absolute fatlards with a deku bodypillow and they live in an apartment complex in anaheim. In rare cases, they can be skinny/built and claim to be a DS(deku simp), but usually are just all might fans, other times the DS are anorexic and are watching their 88th rerun of MHA with their severely cumstained deku body pillow. Most also claim to be lgbtq and prove it by making shitty fanart of deku with a 20 inch horsecock railing another male character in the show, other times is by getting sent 25 letters a day by their absent father, all saying why he should have put the DS on a washcloth.

Carmen winstead is an absolute deku simp, that’s her father left! We should also put her down a sewer drain

by Jackinator84 June 12, 2022

itinerant simp

When traveling, someone who shows excessive sympathy & attention toward people they find beautiful.

My brother Jabbar, an itinerant simp, would not stop bowing at the feet of the pretty Taiwanese waitresses as we traveled throughout Taiwan for our 5th wedding anniversary.

by MorRight August 11, 2022

Table Simping

The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.

"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"

"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."

by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022