A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
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by ArmenianBrandy December 24, 2009
Get the Player-Taste mug.A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.
Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”
Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Player mug.Jschlatt is proven to be the worlds most proficient baseball player. He has built his career through fear and strength, terrifying his opponents with the mention of ‘99
Person one: Who’s the Best Baseball Player ever?
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
Person two: Jschlatt of course, especially after what he did in ‘99
by pxxceful July 22, 2023
Get the Best Baseball Player mug.1. a: A person whose exemplary behavior has garnered him all the spoils of life. So much the a person less than him has and will stop at nothing to see him fail.
2. Usually beguiling to women
2. Usually beguiling to women
by Hollywood Hop May 8, 2024
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“Yo! Did you try that new TikTok challenge, what was it? Hmm oh yeah the Swedish CD Player Challenge I saw it on CNN and they said it was viral so it must be!”
by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025
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by alyssa/23 December 31, 2020
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