Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

sponge drive

One's brain, or, more specifically, one's collection of memories (and capacity for additional memories). An allusion to the notion that one's mind is like a sponge.

cf. hard drive, floppy drive, thumb drive

"I can’t remember much more... Hard drives nearing full. Sponge drive doesn’t work so well for digital assets."

by subpixel April 25, 2009

Jawad's driving lessons

Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.

Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!

by Tacobell_Lords October 31, 2022

Driving Female

Driving under the influence of high estrogen, perfume, anorexia, and nagging.

Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

meat drive

when you go for a drive for meat

"Hey Arun, let's go for a meat drive!" "Oh, I could go for a meat drive!"

by hahagoteem March 22, 2023

Drive stay

The act of thinking your gonna win a fight against a professional mma fighter because you knocked out a nba player

I’m gonna do a Drive stay because I’m to much of a cunt to fight a real boxer

by Jake_is_a_bitch December 15, 2020

the golden drive

Driving from one destination to another with all lights being/turning green so there is no stopping.

I just had the golden drive. I managed to get to your house without any red lights.

by 6kizan June 28, 2018