Dirty Loaf

Another word for taking a shit.

Man that was a dirty loaf!

Fuck man your dirty loaf reeks!

by sanchezzZz April 18, 2009

Dirty Sheffield

When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.

Thus, excusing the no payment.

Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair

'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....

Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"

by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012

dirty akira

A thick fucking hoe

Dirty Akira is truly the best bitch to be with. They can go from dosile house wife to a nympho porn star in the blink of an eye

“damn she is such a dirty akira, don’t you reckon?”

by sweetpea89 September 4, 2021

Dirty Fynn

When a man violently fingers a woman repeatedly until she queefs whilst eating biscuits from grandmas biscuit tin

I did a dirty Fynn to my girl last night and she wouldn’t stop dreaming

by OneDotLiam September 6, 2021

Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.

"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."

by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013

Dirty Jaydan

A Dirty Jaydan is the act of fucking an air conditioner, letting the semen into the vents and turning it on to spread the smell around the room.

I saw this guy doing a Dirty Jaydan in his classroom as a school prank.

by Fuckah April 27, 2020

dirty chesidue

greasy amber/orange colored residue on fingers or anus caused by sexual acts of finger insertion or rimming after enjoying synthetic cheese snack foods such as cheetos.

he knew it was a good dirty chesidue night when he woke up from a dead sleep laying next to the remote control with a trace of chesidue surrounding his asshole.

by bigpete801 April 11, 2010