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Youtube Bloke

A man born in the early to mid 90s whose primary source of information is semi-comic youtube videos. They are usually sceptical of new forms of social media and consume content that reaffirms their existing beliefs.

At social gatherings Youtube Blokes can be found sharing their favourite videos with others. Although the reason for this behaviour is uncertain it has been theorised to be a sign of affection.
Max spent three hours this morning watching old fail army videos. He's become such a youtube bloke since we graduated.
by Leonard Kelly January 10, 2024
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YouTube

The best platform in the world, without a doubt.
No one: Do you watch youtube
me: yeah!!1!!!1!12@@!!1!!!
by 355241257 May 11, 2022
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youtube

the place for begging the author to pin your comment or trying to be first to comment on a video

you achieve nothing out of these both
commenter: pin me i was first!!
author: no
commenter: aight fuck you

thats youtube right there
by sewdyer June 17, 2021
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Youtuber

Any lowlife piece of shit who has no job or skill in any subject to do anything that actually contributes to society. Instead these people make youtube videos and make money off of them and make everyone else with a real job look like complete asshats. And when you tell them this, they unleash their autistic fanbase on you because they're too weak and pathetic to even stand up for themselves.
Boogie2988 is a youtuber piece of shit maggot twat.
by User26517 April 6, 2018
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youtube

the site that turns nice and sweet people into horrible assholes
Friend : you have to get on youtube

me: screw that
by girly1975 September 2, 2018
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Youtube

Noun: is a shitty Pornhub but without the porn. People also just fucking get constantly fucked in the ass by WMG and UMG if they put a single note from one of their song into your videos

Verb: To fucking hate someone, hate them so much that you want to see them burn, burn, burn 'til they are dead and continue burning, you think they're a clusterfuck of a human and just want to shove an entire spear up their ass. But you try to "act nice" to them nonetheless (though it is very obvious you hate them)

Adjective: Something or someone who treats everybody else like absolute shit for no reason whatsoever, they also do drugs.
Noun: "My vid got struck by copyright last night"
"Oh, why?"
"I put the word 'last night' which was supposedly in a WMG song"
"poor dude, Youtube sucks dicks"

Verb: "Yo, look at the whore, I hate her so fucking much"
"so you Youtube her then?"
"yes, exactly."

Adjective: "that dude is such an asshole, he treats everyone like shit, he's such a Youtube."
by MaxGuyHere March 13, 2021
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Youtuber Fight

Usually between two or more dead youtubers that try to revive their popularity and funds by broadcasting a pay per view match usually ending in an unsatisfying ending no matter who wins.
Todd: You hear about the match between KSI and Logan Paul?
Jeff: I don't care about some shitty Youtuber Fight
by McButterMilkBiscuit August 25, 2018
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