face on a stick

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.

- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.

by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010

snatch face

Snatch face is a person who looks like there carrying around a vagina on there face

Did u see christina today yeah fucking snatch face

by charlies porno move March 3, 2016

Ninja Face

The art of using face unlock on another person's smartphone without their knowledge. Usually performed by a child from some sneaky angle while distracting the parent with other matters.

She keeps using Ninja Face on me to watch that stupid YouTube channel

by PatTheChat June 8, 2019

toker face

An artificially maintained expression of sincerity despite the urge to space out and smile spontaneously. Similar to a poker face, except used when high on marijuana. Required when the toker doesn't want his/her high to be noticed.

Dude, your toker face is so good! Your mom didn't notice a thing!

by myonduesp June 3, 2011

derpy face

A stupid and hilarious looking face often with an awkward smile or crossed eyes

"Look up derp dog to see an example of a derpy face"

by urbancow May 29, 2016

Face Wank

When in the act of face book raping somebody you realise you are logged in to your own account and have actually insulted yourself on your own wall.

OMG I just tried to Frape john but inatead told the world I like to lick dogs scrotum I just face wank ed

by Hinge 81 January 16, 2011

So face

"So face" is a play on the words "so fake" in relation to Facebook comments, statuses, and well wishes. It points out the pretentious, contrived, and fake information many Facebook users willfully exchange with Friends, or make public from their Profiles. Things like status updates on how they're feeling at any given moment; or that they're so busy or late yet have the time to update their statuses declaring this; or Happy Birthday exchanges between people who only get in touch once a year during their date of birth. There are many other instances of Facebook users feigning interest or positive support.

(You would use it just like you would use the words, "so fake,' but in this case, specifically to Facebook related actions). "She is so face!"; or "You are so face"; or "That is so face!"; or "Look what this person I haven't spoken to in years wrote on my wall, she is so face!"

by onthecouchagain February 22, 2010