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Nut Physics

Nut Physics is the physics of the nut. The true package. It makes you feel accomplished once you have learned about it and you become smart. Life comes and goes (pun intended), so you only have one chance to learn about nut physics. The physics of the nut is exquisite and it is an admirable field of research that can make you billions of dollars. Currently, nut physicists like snaggopal Sr. is studying how fire wizards use the power of the nut to attack.
Ash Ketchum: Yo did you see that attack Charizard used?

Misty: Hell yeah, that flamethrower was cool! The nut velocity was insane on that one! I'm an avid nut scientist.
Ash Ketchum: The fuck?
Misty: You don't know Nut Physics? Yea I can tell you aren't a snagger.
by yetsgooo April 3, 2022
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nut stroke

When you nut so hard you have a stroke.
Hey bro my gf made me have a nut stroke.
by Twisted' Doctor March 2, 2018
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Memory Nut

A nut busted vicariously through the memory of an experience and / or recently viewed photography
Guy 1: „Hey dawg, let me see your girl‘s nudes!“

Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“
by demonicdennis February 6, 2018
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nut-jacker

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.
James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.
by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008
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Nut Crumper

1. A person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. This person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your balls to make you do things.

2. A breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.
1. My dad yelled at me all day to finish my school project so I think he is such a Nut Crumper.

2. Did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his balls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?
by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008
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Pine nut

Used as a way to describe a rare and valuable thing/finding, sometimes used to refer to pets/people in a sweet way
Proper pine nut that!”

“Hey, seen my new bike?”
Yeah man! Absolute pine nut!”
by Tuudidoo May 1, 2023
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joey nutted

when your friend busts a nut
yo look bryan just joey nutted
by jahee nutt September 23, 2017
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