Getting your ass sucked so good your dick gets sucked inside, then getting a blowjob from your butt hole.
by TG1994 August 17, 2022

by JoelJeff September 23, 2016

Think blumpkin, but different. The chick is the one taking a dump, but you're still the one getting your dick sucked. It's never your first choice, or second for that matter. Its more of a last resort.
If she's not doing a good enough job just go ahead and face fuck her, its a completely acceptable variation and probably better for both of you.
If she's not doing a good enough job just go ahead and face fuck her, its a completely acceptable variation and probably better for both of you.
Jaclyn's alarm didn't go off and she was running the risk of not making her flight. Anthony knew that if he wanted to get his dick sucked that morning he'd have to settle for a stinky plum.
by Djinbo September 4, 2016

by Hudaaa.ismail November 29, 2021

"My friend and I were drunk, and gave each other Stinky Winkers."
"That reminds me of the time I received a Stinky Winker."
Bro 1:"Hey. What are you doing tonight.
Bro 2: Oh you, know Stink Winking."
"That reminds me of the time I received a Stinky Winker."
Bro 1:"Hey. What are you doing tonight.
Bro 2: Oh you, know Stink Winking."
by Wink Stink Steve October 9, 2025

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024

by TayKar March 31, 2017
