Catching up on sleep

To masturbate. An excuse to tell your roommates when you are going to go masturbate so they think you are going to bed.

Tyler- "Hey guys I think I'm going to go to bed early to catch up on sleep"
Matt- "Tyler are you going to masturbate?"
Tyler- "Noooooo...." (Sarcastic)
Matt- "OH! you're not Catching up on sleep! You're masturbating!"

by uccstrackman December 8, 2010

meat sleeping bag

the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out

after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.

by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013

Star Fish Sleep

When you get the whole bed to your self and you can put your feet and arms in each corner of the bed & sleep.

Oh....I've the bed to myself tonight...I think I'll Star Fish Sleep.

by JackJonesRamone August 11, 2012

Sleeping like a Swede

Sleeping a night with the windows open letting the night air in the room. The Terry Corollary implies that if you Sleep like a Swede and your name is Terry, then you also sleep in the nude.

"Last night was such a beautiful night I opened the windows and was Sleeping like a Swede."
"Too bad Terry wasn't joining you"

by Argan April 24, 2010

go to sleep forever

A family friendly phrase for the replacement of "die"

My Dog is about to go to sleep forever!

by sang woolen November 19, 2022

NSG (No Sleep Gang)

NSG is Known As No Sleep Gang Created By Youtuber WhoIsFresh The term is used to represent his fanbase.
"NO SLEEP WE DEMONS NIGGA WE GANG NIGGA" - WhoIsFresh

NSG (No Sleep Gang) defines that we are on demon timing and we ready for them hoes

by hifresh December 19, 2021

false sleeping tug

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

by Ray delacour January 5, 2008