11th january

people born on this day have shit curtains and are closeted homosexuals with small dicks. also known as national small dick day

did you hear alasdair just came out as gay?
yeah it was inevitable. he is born on the 11th january

by gladweenus November 6, 2019

January 6

National anal prolapse day. People born today are especially short, always lesbian, and always a power bottom. Let’s see those rosebuds!

“Dude. Baley was born on January 6.”

“... her poor asshole.”

by anarkin October 23, 2019

January 18th

Tell a friend that you love them day. They might need it.

Ayy it’s January 18th you know what that means

by Sc. Jadamendenhall4 January 3, 2020

January 22

The day of the cutest and protective people.

-Hey Bob!
- UwU
-What?
- January 22 UwU

by WhyAllNamesArentAvailable?!?! November 17, 2020

January 15

Text your favorite ex day.

*Girl texting ex*
Girl: Hey bitch
Boy: wtf do you want from me?
Girl:its January 15th remember text your favorite ex day!!

by Kayzlee January 14, 2021

January 18th

Paul Ross Day! Paul Ross Day is a a holiday celebrated on january 18th in Kazakhstan. Paul Ross Day occurs annually and was first introduced to in the United Kingdom by Borat Sagdiyev, fourth most famous person in Kazakhstan. it is a tradition to celebrate Paul Ross day by having sexy times. if you are viewing this on January 18 happy Paul Ross day!

It’s January 18th!

Happy Paul ross Day!!

Sexy Times?

by wheresmymilk2020 January 17, 2020

January 6th

A national holiday in which you can make fun of anyone born on this day for having flatasspancakes, being too loud, or any other flaw.

Jodie- Damn Mia your ass looks especially flat today
Mia (screaming per usual)- OMG you're so mean, I hate January 6th!!!
Molly- Wow Mia could you be any louder?

by Jojoblank January 14, 2020