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Canada

Maple syrup maple syrup maple leaf it's all beautiful it's almost beautiful place you can come to these days maple syrup it's good on pancakes try it
Canada is Canada no matter what it is it is Canada the home of the maple syrup
by wekeepsecrets March 29, 2023
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Worse Canada

A minecraft server containing Nerodivergent mostly gay teens, Drama, action, thrill, probably multiple dogs and fvkass the cat
Hey wanna join worse canada?

No wtf im not a psychopath???!!!
by R_E_I July 17, 2022
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Canada's History

Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.
I had fantastic time enjoying a Canada's History yesterday.
by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.
I saw a great movie last night and learned a lot about Canada's History...Eh.
by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Before this sex act begins, the man spends an hour cementing maple syrup onto his penis to add bulk. The woman assumes a headstand and begins performing fellatio on the man while he shoves a moose antler up the woman's vagina as far as he can. The woman then gets on her knees as the man uses an antique rifle from the war of 1812 to fire a rubber rod up the woman's anus. The man then shoves various Canadian currency up the woman's vagina and fills her mouth with moose droppings while several other men masturbate into a Stanley Cup. After they ejaculate, the semen is used to draw a Canadian Flag onto the woman's back.
Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.
by Dj Twinfrenzy March 3, 2010
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Canada's History

A type of Bestiality. The Act of having sex with Beavers while enjoying a G.B. Special.
Dude, There's a G.B. Special!
Lets find some beaver and have a Canada's History!
by RaiinBoi February 4, 2010
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