two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

two o'clock whore

A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.

Alright, bar's closed so I'm going to the two o'clock whore's house to see if she is still awake.

by progressives October 24, 2009

Jacob with two b's

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.

Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's

by Jacob with two e's March 13, 2019

two time talker

A male or female who talks to multiple others of the opposite sex in a flirtatious way at the same time; Leading multiple people on at once; F***boi

Man, the dude is such a two time talker.

by Gurly pop May 25, 2017

two wombats in a sack

Fat chicks bum cheeks defined in tight pants

Looks like two wombats in a sack fighting.

Girls wearing tights and having large arse

Chunky girls wearing tight pants. There bum cheeks look like two wombats in a sack having a fight

by Spadgerlicious February 15, 2014

Two Left Cheeks

Phrase expressing the inability to twerk.

A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.

Bro 1: Dude, tried to learn how to twerk after watching the new Miley Cyrus video. Two hours later, all I had was sore calfs -- just can't twerk no matter how hard I try!

Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.

by Zoren Shoeman July 23, 2013

two faced slut

your bestfriend that is actually sleeping with your boyfriend

Who did he cheat on you with?
-probably that two faced slut

by yoooidfk1256 November 27, 2015